|IT'S THE ECONOMY, STUPID!!!
Econometric studies have now confirmed the fact that alcohol consumption by colleges professors increases directly with increases in personal income.
|2.||Two-faced Policy Analyst||1|
|3.||Macro Policy Wonk||4|
|6.||Cut-throat Administration Seeker||2|
|7.||Back-stabbing Senior Author||2|
|8.||Brown-nosed Deputy Kisser||2|
|9.||Silver-tongued Congressional Consultant||$100 BOUNTY|
|10.||Wise-assed Civil Libertarian||7|
|11.||Staff economist||no limit|